"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem) 02/05/2016 at 13:53 • Filed to: None

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Can we just start a list of people that won’t be on new Top Gear?

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem 02/05/2016 at 13:55

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Your mom. Cause if she was on new Top Gear, it would be crushed with no hope of escape. ZING

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 02/05/2016 at 13:56

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > CalzoneGolem 02/05/2016 at 13:57

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CalzoneGolem

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > CalzoneGolem 02/05/2016 at 13:58

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Jeremy Clarkson

Ridhard Hammond

James May...

For Sweden > CalzoneGolem 02/05/2016 at 13:58

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Ray Wert

TheHondaBro > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 02/05/2016 at 13:59

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Too soon :(

CalzoneGolem > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 02/05/2016 at 13:59

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Rekt

CalzoneGolem > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 02/05/2016 at 13:59

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T-Rekt

CaptainSlower > CalzoneGolem 02/05/2016 at 14:00

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I applied but they didn’t seem interested. Honestly, just because I asked why the wheel was on the wrong side and why there were two brake pedals...

EL_ULY > CalzoneGolem 02/05/2016 at 14:00

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Fred Flintstone

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > CalzoneGolem 02/05/2016 at 14:04

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Torch, Orlove, Ballaban, Bearaban, George, Mate, Andrew, and collectively all of OPPO.

911e46z06 > CalzoneGolem 02/05/2016 at 14:04

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Lou Diamond Phillips

Dog the Bounty Hunter

Bobcat Golthwait

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Future next gen S2000 owner > CalzoneGolem 02/05/2016 at 14:04

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Milton Berle

CalzoneGolem > Future next gen S2000 owner 02/05/2016 at 14:06

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I think we can automatically exclude anyone that is dead or undead

CalzoneGolem > EL_ULY 02/05/2016 at 14:06

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I think we can automatically exclude anyone that doesn’t exist.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > CalzoneGolem 02/05/2016 at 14:07

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I mean...you sure?

CalzoneGolem > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 02/05/2016 at 14:08

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Yeah like 96.4%

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > CalzoneGolem 02/05/2016 at 14:09

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You can pry that 3.6% from my cold dead hands

CalzoneGolem > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 02/05/2016 at 14:11

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/r/theydidthemath

not for canada - australian in disguise > CalzoneGolem 02/05/2016 at 14:15

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Me.

Goggles Pizzano > CalzoneGolem 02/05/2016 at 14:34

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ttyymmnn > CalzoneGolem 02/05/2016 at 14:37

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Vladimir Putin. He drives a bear.

RallyWrench > CalzoneGolem 02/05/2016 at 14:51

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CalzoneGolem
Tom Selleck
Tom Cruise
Ted Cruz
Tom Brady
Greg Brady
Angela Merkel
Bono
That dude from American Pie
Bashar Al-Assad
Ayn Rand
Rand Paul
Paul Ryan
Ryan Gosling
A baby goose
Goose from Top Gun
David Bowie
David Cameron
Cam Newton
Olivia Newton-John
John Kerry
Carrie Fisher
A fish

I’m sure there are more I’m forgetting.

Steve in Manhattan > CalzoneGolem 02/05/2016 at 14:58

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The Queen will not star in a reasonably-priced car.